- "Good sweetheart, now please go wash your hands then take your clothes off and wait for me in the shower."
Washes his hands, sneaks out towards Wii, giving me this look of: Let's see if you'd forget about the shower.
- "Aaa, back to the shower and take off your clothes, you're thinking I might forget?" :)))
*Gasp* - "How do you know what I was thinking?"
- "I'm your mama. Mamas can look into their babies' eyes and see through them to their brains and read their thoughts. I can tell when you're happy or sad or hungry or angry or lying or tired or sick."
- "Can papas do that too?"
- "Yes but less than the mamas."
- "Because you came out of my tummy, I feel you more. Papa only gave the seed."
- "How did papa give the seed?"
- "Well.. We hugged and kissed... And.."
- "And what?"
- "We had sex."
*Horror movie music and screams in the background*
- "What is sex?"
- "That's, when, a, a.. a, a penis.. Errr, goes, errrrr, ummm, inside a vagina."
- *Squeaks and Giggles* and runs away.
Here, I said it. I told my 7-year-old son about sex. Now shoot me.